The F**k Button™

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Buy it or go F**k yourself. 

Perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms, and mothers-in-law.  Even the Pope could use this now and then. 

You'll like this more than bacon.  

4 out of 5 grandmas approve.  The 5th one can go F**k herself. 

Monks overheard saying loudly, "This really helps with that vow of silence thing." 

May not be useful in IRS audits...  Do not insert into bodily orifices. 

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